Mister and I headed to bed about 11pm last night and I was wearing shorts all day right up to a minute before getting into bed which I then grabbed my favorite pink pajama bottoms, which got knocked down to the floor when my girls were watching tv in my room last night. 

About 4am I went to adjust my pj’s because they had twisted in the blanket and felt a hole in them.  I was like WTF?  but just went right back to sleep.  It wasn’t until 5:15 when my alarm went off and I went to pee that I realized what the hole was, my stupid dog had chewed just about the ENTIRE crotch out of my pj’s last night!   Needless to say I was mad but what could I do?  Yesterday she chewed up the back cover to one of the girls books that got kicked under the bed who knows when.   And later she threw that up.   Well a little bit ago Mister was leaving to work and stopped in his tracks to look down and say WTF is THAT?   I look down to see a big yucky clump of dog regurgitation and said Oh its probably the crotch to my pajama pants!  lol    Oh and she eats decrotive pillows, too!   I find cotton stuffing ALL OVER the living room if she’s been left too long unattended.   Yeah my six month old four legged girl is JUST like having a toddler in the house at times.   

Stupid dog.  I hope she knows now that pants and books are off the menu.