Mister and I headed to bed about 11pm last night and I was wearing shorts all day right up to a minute before getting into bed which I then grabbed my favorite pink pajama bottoms, which got knocked down to the floor when my girls were watching tv in my room last night.
About 4am I went to adjust my pj’s because they had twisted in the blanket and felt a hole in them. I was like WTF? but just went right back to sleep. It wasn’t until 5:15 when my alarm went off and I went to pee that I realized what the hole was, my stupid dog had chewed just about the ENTIRE crotch out of my pj’s last night! Needless to say I was mad but what could I do? Yesterday she chewed up the back cover to one of the girls books that got kicked under the bed who knows when. And later she threw that up. Well a little bit ago Mister was leaving to work and stopped in his tracks to look down and say WTF is THAT? I look down to see a big yucky clump of dog regurgitation and said Oh its probably the crotch to my pajama pants! lol Oh and she eats decrotive pillows, too! I find cotton stuffing ALL OVER the living room if she’s been left too long unattended. Yeah my six month old four legged girl is JUST like having a toddler in the house at times.
Stupid dog. I hope she knows now that pants and books are off the menu.

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January 14, 2009 at 7:46am
Flyinfox_SATX
Sounds like she is teething…time to get the rawhide chewys out!
January 14, 2009 at 8:36am
Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts
I agree with Flyinfox.
January 14, 2009 at 8:39am
auntiegwen
Saves you taking your pj bottoms off when you need a wee or for another reason entirely !
January 14, 2009 at 9:43am
Cece
That’s the thing, she’s got chew toys ALL OVER the house! lol I think she was just bored. lol
January 14, 2009 at 1:41pm
Beej
Welcome to my world. I think Griffen has been teaching your pooch a thing or two. Griffen once hoarked up one of my thongs in front of my friends.
(Wo)Man’s best friend right there, eh?
January 14, 2009 at 4:08pm
Lori
Tell that ho that panties are off the list too!
January 14, 2009 at 5:07pm
Cece
Beej, funny thing is I TOTALLY thought about you when this occured! lol
Craze, I’m not even going there. lol
January 14, 2009 at 5:30pm
Heidi
I am so glad Bucky never did shit like that!! He’s an angel dog, he doesn’t chew anything that doesn’t belong to him.
Now, cat food, that’s a different story
January 14, 2009 at 6:56pm
Carrie
And I thought cats that chase each other over my body at 3 o’clock in the morning was bad. LOL Sorry Cece but dogs are like small children.
January 14, 2009 at 7:04pm
Ang
Because our new little girl started remodeling my bathroom for me in the early morning hours at 4 months old, I started putting her in a very large crate at night and when we are gone. I was never a believer in crates, but with 8-inch sections of door frame obliterated I was afraid to wait and see what would be next!! Lately we’ve been leaving her out for short stretches or confined to just the kitchen and only her toys have been touched…except that funeral day Monday when we were gone 11 hours, afraid to leave her in the cage for THAT long, I confined her to the kitchen and she chewed the toe off a snow boot. Though she had several shoes, boots, pizza box, bag of potatoes, an OPEN box of dog snacks within reach, not to mention a good bit of wall, door frames and cabinets- I figure one boot toe wasn’t too bad. LOL
I’ll keep my PJ pants up from now on just in case!
January 15, 2009 at 8:21am
Cece
Heidi, Bucky must not have been a normal puppy. lol
Carrie, I think I would freak out if I felt an animal jump on me at 3am! lol
Ang, we’ve crate trained our dog from the beginning & its great. But when we’d be gone for long stretches we would put her in the bathroom w/the radio on, toys, food, water & her crate til one day we came home & found she had chewed the floor up! Not just one square of tile, no, it had to the be a center cornere w/4 tiles meet! LMAO Now Mister has to replace that section & Pebbles gets crated and no bathroom priviliges.
January 15, 2009 at 9:47am
Chris
LOL….that’s totally funny!
January 20, 2009 at 12:10pm
Hallie
Just wantes to ease your mind..that god awful spider was NOT the spider Connor found. I would NEVER get close enough to a real spider to take its pic!!
That was a google spider!
Hallie