I have a funny story for you about an idiot move I made at the pool on Saturday.   A laugh at my expense, as told by me. 

Almost the entire time we were in the pool The Snitch would find her way to me and LATCH on.  She can swim, she was just being a silly kid acting like a monkey and hanging on her mama’s neck.

At one point I was in the pool and she was on my back, again.  She would sort of stand on my lower back and push herself off me and “swim” backwards some how.  Come up out of the water laughing and ask if we can do it again.

At one point I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking I told her Stand on my back then jump forward and OVER me into the water.

OK she said.

I’m standing in the pool, slightly leaning forward so she could safely stand on my back.   She gets on my back and steadies herself.  Then she jumps over my head, without telling me she’s about to do it, and before I know it she kicks me in the back of the head with her legs and my face goes STRAIGHT DOWN into the water! 

I didn’t see that coming.  Thankfully I had on my sunglasses and didn’t lose my contacts. 

She ended up falling into the water without a successful jump.  I ended up with a mouth full of pool water and the worlds most shocked look upon my face.  But at least I surfaced cracking up laughing.  Laughing at my own stupidity!  

And the best part of that idiotic move is I made that stupid ass judgement call COMPLETELY SOBER!   Yeah, Mister is right, sometimes I just don’t think.  Thankfully no one had a video camera out at the pool or one Sunday I just might find myself on America’s Funniest Home Videos!