Today you get another funny page from my Page-A-Day desk calendar:

 

If Music Be The Food Of Love, PLAY ON!

A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is scheduled to go on sale in Ukraine.  Grigoriy Chausovsky from Zaporozhye said his condoms come fitted with a special sensor.  It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker at the base of the condom which plays a melody during sex.  He told local media, “As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder.”

Wouldn’t that totally be distracting?  Then again you don’t have to worry about setting the mood with some Barry White music in the background, right?