07.31.08

Gay tendencies or just a real cool husband??

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 5:06am by Cece

Long ago I got sucked into “Reality TV” with The Apprentice.  Not only did I get sucked in but I sucked Mister in as well.  This was also before our days of DVR so that meant we had to cut our kick back nights at my dads house short or miss an episode.  I We got sucked into The Bachelor also around the same time.  When it all got too much to deal with and totally out of hand we gave up “Reality TV” for the longest.

That was until 4th of July when there was a marathon of Tori & Dean, Home Sweet Hollywood!  and I made my way to our room, awaiting departure to my grandpa’s house for dinner and fireworks, when Mister and College Girl intruded on my space joined me on our bed to watch.  That was when I discovered I missed “Reality TV”!  I enjoyed the show enough to set up our DVR to record the new episodes. 

I’ve watched their show several times without Mister.  But more often than not does he join me in the room to watch.  He has his own opinions on the show, while I smack him and say (quite often) SEE! *smack* That’s a REAL man!  See how kind, gentle and loving he is!! 

Since then, a mere few weeks ago, he joins me in watching Tori & Dean’s show.  And I must say nights like tonight when I give him a DVR choice of Tori & Dean or Law & Order he chose Tori & Dean.  So, my friends, I ask you, does my husband have gay tendencies or is he just a good ass husband?  I’d like to believe its the latter.

07.30.08

Wednesday July 30, 2008

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , at 8:05am by Cece

Today you get another funny page from my Page-A-Day desk calendar:

 

If Music Be The Food Of Love, PLAY ON!

A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is scheduled to go on sale in Ukraine.  Grigoriy Chausovsky from Zaporozhye said his condoms come fitted with a special sensor.  It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker at the base of the condom which plays a melody during sex.  He told local media, “As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder.”

Wouldn’t that totally be distracting?  Then again you don’t have to worry about setting the mood with some Barry White music in the background, right?

07.29.08

Welcome to California, enjoy your SHAKE!

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , at 12:50pm by Cece

Just over an hour ago we had a 5.8 earthquake and so far twenty-seven after shocks.   I went shopping at lunch and when I got to Old Navy Mister called to check on me.  He asked if I was OK I said Um, yeah, why?  Then he told me about the earthquake.   I was driving and didn’t feel a thing!  Which is totally odd because driving during an earthquake gives your car a flat tire feeling and you see people pulling over to check their car only to find out they just drove through an earthquake. 

The quake was felt as far South as San Diego (2 hours away) and as far North as Vegas (another 2-3 hours away).   It was sizable but nothing like our big one, back in the days, of 6.7 where 79 people died.   Gotta love CA for the months of sunshine and the occasional shake.

We’re fine, the kids are a bit freaked out, but my dad was home for lunch with them and he’s got that calming factor about him.  Funny thing is those of us born and raised in CA don’t see them as a big deal.  Things shake, you stay put, when the rolling has passed you check on your loved ones and your house then get on with your day.  Most of the time we sleep right through them at night!   So on with my day!

Lets pray I don’t break my neck today

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 9:21am by Cece

Didja know Mervyn’s was having a BIG sale last weekend?  Up to 70% off kind of sale.  I went.  I shopped.  I scored.

I took Drama Queen to start school shoes shopping and let me tell you its breaking me that she’s now wearing a ladies size 5 instead of children’s size shoes!  I paid $40 for her damn Converse.  So of course I needed to buy myself something, right?  How could I pass on a 70% off sale?  I couldn’t!

Even though its only the end of July its beginning to cool down here a bit and reminds me that Fall will soon be here.  With that in mind I have to get myself out of the comfort of wearing flip flops, tennis shoes and shorts to work and back into regular work clothes.  So my shoe hunt was for some black heels.  And black heels are what I found. 

I picked up a pair of black suede, sling back, heels with a narrow wedge type heel and a peek-a-boo toe.  They’re soooo cute!  Regularly $50 I scored them for only $15!   Thank you for having such a wonderful sale, Mervyn’s!

Now the only problem is I’m a tennis shoe kind of gal.  I can live in tennis shoes daily if it were allowed.  Hell I’m the woman who had her wedding dress alterations done to accommodate wearing tennis shoes ALL DAY LONG.  So these 4″ heels are a bit of a stretch for me.    But did I mention they’re really cute and I only paid $15 for them!   Even if I never wore them I wouldn’t consider returning them because I ONLY spent $15 on them!

Well I decided to fight my fear, strap my new beauties on and wear them to work today.  When I first walked out of my bedroom I must’ve gone too fast because I felt I was going to flip right over in the hallway.  But I got myself together, stood tall (now I’m a whoppin’ 5′8″ today!) and headed out the door.  So far so good.  And I have to admit, I really look cute today.  So here’s to not breaking my neck on my cute new $15 sale shoes.  Oh and for my own safety I did bring a pair of flip flops for when I’m running my lunch time errands!  lol 

Its a total girl thing, right?

07.28.08

Uh-oh I’ve got a thief on my hands

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , at 8:50am by Cece

Yesterday Mister went to San Diego to spend the day with his kids, so while he was gone my girls and I decided to take care of a few errands and we hit the mall.  Before leaving the mall I found a Payless shoe store and took The Snitch in to look for school shoes (because I was not about to pay $40 per pair like I did the day before on Drama Queen’s shoes!) just to get that out of the way.  On the way out, by the stand of socks, The Snitch sees a mini skate board key chain thingy toy, it looked like someone left it there because it really looked used.  I tell her to put that back and walk with us to the register.  We pay and head out to Target next.

At the return area in Target she tells me I don’t know how this thing fell into my pocket but its here!  I look down and guess what she has in her hand?  Yup.  That little skate board thingy.  I’m confused because I remember justseeing it but couldn’t place it until Drama Queen tells me we saw it in Payless!   I’m mad!  I make her leave it on the counter at Target and we head out.

In the parking lot I explain to her what she did was shoplift and that I’m not happy with her.  I told her that if the nice ladies at Payless caught her they could’ve called the police.  I scared her by saying that we allcould’ve gone to jail for her action!  lol  Then I let her know that because of what she did we were not going to Toys R Us so she could spend her birthday gift cards.  That’s when she really started crying (nice priorities kid!).

Later that afternoon she came to me, sad and apologized.  She said she would never do it again and asked that I don’t tell Mister.  I’m glad to see it was bothering her and she came to me on her own.  But now I’ve got to watch that girl!  As it is I’ve noticed a pattern of little lies from her recently.  What happened to my baby?  She was so sweet and now she’s lying and stealing!  Next she’ll be drinking and smoking behind the house if I don’t watch her!    lol

I do remember Drama Queen going through that when she was in kindergarten, but that’s when we were planning our wedding and everything was chaotic so I think she was just reacting to that situation.  But now?  Everything is calm at home, nothing is different so I don’t know what is making The Snitch lie and now this.   *sigh*

07.25.08

Nada. Zilch. Nothing.

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , at 11:25am by Cece

That’s what I got to blog about today.  What’s up with that?  I usually always have something to say!  I can tell you all about my premenstrual cramping this morning but I know you really don’t want to hear about that, do you?   I could tell you how I nearly fell off my scale this morning and that was BEFORE I saw how much I weighed!  Then proceeded to walk into a wall soon after.   Again, I doubt you want to hear about that.  I wasn’t even hungover today, just didn’t have my glasses on! 

I was emailing with Slick but that Ho bailed on me.  No good bye, no See ya ho!  He didn’t even buy me a drink before he bailed!  Tacky ass.  See, that’s why I don’t go out with white men.  Well, that and I’m sure my husband wouldn’t be too happy to hear I’m dating again!

So I’ll give you my blog today.  Tell me about your upcoming weekend or your crappy work week.  Entertain the class.

07.24.08

Like Mother, like daughter

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , at 9:46am by Cece

I’ve always had a high tolerance to pain, ever since I was a child.  When I was a kid and my mom took me to the dentist to get a couple of fillings done I INSISTED on having my dental work done without the Novocaine shot.   WHAT?you’re saying.  Yes, no Novocaine or anything before the drilling because I HATED shots!   So there I was, all of maybe six to seven years old, having my dentist drill straight into my teeth and I didn’t flinch.   Needless to say he as amazed.  He told me stories of grown men who’d have tears in the corner of their eyes and that was still after the Novocaine shot was administered.

One time I did have to get a shot, for whatever reason, and it took my mom, two nurses and the receptionist to hold me down for that.  Guess what happened?  The doctor shot the Novocaine into her own finger and I didn’t get any dental work done that day!  Woohoo!   High tolerance to pain. 

That must also explain why I have eight tattoo’s and am looking to have more work done, larger, on my back.   It doesn’t phase me.  High tolerance to pain.

My little six year old Snitch is the same way.  That girl, ever since she was little and could walk, would run into a wall or fall down and hit her head, the way toddlers do, and she’d spring right back up, rub the owie and say I’m OK!  and keep trucking.   Bruised or scratched, no tears.  High tolerance to pain.

Mister likes to tell people about the time he took her to get updated on her immunization shots in preparation for starting school.  The nurse said she needed five shots and a TB test then asked Mister if he wanted to do half today and half next week.  They asked The Snitch and she said No, do them all now.  (That’s my girl)  She got five needle shots plus the TB test, and blood withdrawn if I’m not mistaken. without crying or flinching.   She came home with a LOT of stickers that day!  (Kinda sucks huh?  They poke you and take your blood and all you get are lousy stickers?!  lol)

When we got back from vacation I had a doctor’s appointment scheduled for that Friday, The Snitch went with me.  In addition to the Strep Throat I had my doctor looking at me for I showed him a wart I had on my finger, he said he’d freeze it off.   I’m sitting there, on the table, and he’s dabbing the freezing crap on my finger and the pain is increasing with each dab.  Over and over and over again he dabbed and it stung.  With my Snitch watching I didn’t want to scare her so I kept a stiff upper lip and just dealt with the pain. 

The Snitch has a wart on the back of her hand that hasn’t gone away, I asked if she wanted me to call her doctor to have hers removed, she said No.  My doctor told her that it is her right to keep her wart if she wants to!  lol  Two days later she asked me to call her doctor to remove it because she didn’t want to start school with a wart.  

Yesterday Mister took her to get her wart froze off, like mine.  He said her doctor did the same thing, over and over again.    Not surprising, she took it like a champ, no flinching, no crying, no whining and no complaining.   Her doctor was astonished at her brave little patient. 

High tolerance to pain that girl inherited from her mom.  She makes me proud.  The only thing I worry about, I tell Mister, is that she’s is going to be the tattooed child of mine because of that pain tolerance!   Like mother like daughter.  I don’t have to worry about Drama Queen because she is the world’s biggest cry baby, softie!  lol She can bump her head and cry for ten minutes. That girl will never come home with at tattoo.  I guarantee you that.

07.23.08

Are you getting ready?

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , at 10:19am by Cece

For the upcoming holiday season, that is?  What?!  Its only July!  I can hear some of you say that right now.  While others, my girlfriends, say Fucken Cece I wondered when this was going to come up!  lol  

I know there are some people who don’t plan anything until the week before, if that, right?  Then there are others like me, who get a case of OCD when it comes to planning ANYTHING.  And the holidays are no different, my friend.  Especially when you have a family as large as mine, you need to keep track of your days, weeks, months, birthday’s and holidays in order to survive!  

Did you know that there are only 99 days until Halloween, 127 days until Thanksgiving and 155 days until Christmas!  Yup, before we know it Summer will be gone and Fall will be here.  Will you be ready?

Not surprising to some, I’ve already began some small Christmas saving and shopping.  I really hate not being on top of things and organized.   When  do you start your shopping?  Are you like me, one of those crazy people, who get out and start on Black Friday?  Do you wait until the week of and hope to get everything on clearance?  And how large is your Christmas gift list?   Are you all about the gift cards or would you rather put thought into each gift and chose it according to the recipient?

I really love this time of year, getting the kids ready for school, soon we’ll be shopping for Halloween ideas and then before we know it BAM Thanksgiving will be here and Cece will be  either in a super jolly ass mood or a cranky bitch because of the family stress.  But I really do love the holiday season.  So I need you to do something for me, ok?    Come the holiday season, when I start bitching and griping, remind me of this post and just how much I love Christmas and look forward to it, in July.  Then tell me to STFU and go make tamales and start wrapping the GAZILLION gifts we usually have under our tree!  Thanks.  I knew I could count on you!

07.22.08

This has GOT to be some sort of record!

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , at 7:07am by Cece

Sitting at our desk this morning, putting on my make up and listening to music, I glance at a pile of paper work and see AT&T.  Thinking its our home phone bill (since Mister pays those bills I rarely see them) I pick it up.  Then I realize its his and College Girl’s cell bill.  Being nosey I look at the details.  All I can say is OH. MY. GAWD.   Mister, who HATES texting, had 21 texts in/out between May/June.  College Girl, on the other hand, had (ready for this?)  4,577 text messages in ONE month! 

Thankfully College Girl has unlimited texting service on her phone and it didn’t cost him anything extra.  But can you imagine if she hadn’t changed her plan?  Mister originally had her at 400 text a month.  At $.15 per additional text after that 400 that month’s bill would’ve been an additional $653.25!   I wonder if he saw the detailed bill or just the dollar amount.  lol

Do you text alot?

07.21.08

Answer me this

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , at 11:44am by Cece

Why is it still called Mtv if they don’t show any music videos?   Are artists sill making music videos with each song/album they release?  I haven’t watched a music video, probably. since 1997′ish so I have no idea.  But I do know one of our cable channels is Mtv yet there’s no M its all tv.  WTF?  Why don’t they change it to Rtv since all they air are reality shows!  Even VH1 doesn’t play videos like they use to, huh?  I remember being a teenager and thinking VH1 was so gay.   Now I think its something I’d like now and then.  

Speaking of music, something else that has been bugging me, what is the latest fascination with songs about strippers?  Seriously, it seems like all the new stuff that comes out, in Hip-Hop/Rap, is almost always about strippers!  I’m sure strippers have been around for a loooooooong time so why are they being glamorized all of a sudden?   I hate to listen to the radio because all the songs have the same beat/context.   What’s up with that?  Oh shit.  I must be getting old because I think I sound like my parents, to me, when I was sixteen trying to defend Rap music.  Oy.   But seriously, what’s up with the crappy music all of a sudden?

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