06.30.08

My Page-A-Day calendar

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 8:34am by Cece

I’ve seen these things before but have never bothered to buy one for myself.  During a visit, this past Spring, my girlfriend Craze gave me one.  I put it on my desk at work and look forward to the interesting, sometimes disgusting, facts of knowledge I gain that day.  Some make me chuckle, some I just don’t get, while others gross me out.   Going through the weekend’s pages this is what was listed for yesterday:

 

Sunday, June 29, 2008:

What Is That Sound A Vagina Makes After Sex?

This is definitely an embarrassing question to both ask and answer.  The sound occurs when air gets pushed into the vagina during sexual intercourse.  After sex, when the penis is removed, air is released and you get some vaginal flatulence.  “Queef” and “vart” are two colorful slang terms that are used to describe these noise, which are perfectly normal, so there’s nothing to worry about.

 

Happy Monday, people!  LMAO

06.27.08

I must be a different kind of Mexican

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 6:00am by Cece

Oh wait. That’s right, I’m American (according to my dad lol).  No wonder this irks me.

My cousin is having a Quinceanera for her daughter early next Spring.  When we heard she booked the hall and it was a sure thing Mister and I grumbled Oh God.  We knew it would be a matter of time before we were asked to be a sponsor.  And guess what?  I got an email (she couldn’t even do it in person!) this morning asking if Mister and I would be the sponsors (also called Padrino’s) for the guest book and pen.   Its a $20 book and pen set, of course I’m going to say Yes.  But I can just hear Mister I’m not Catholic why should I pay for anything!  He’s cheap at times.  And he’s Mormon.  That explains a lot. 

Ok, this is what gets me, having a Quinceanera is not a cheap event. It can run in the same neighborhood as a small wedding or an elaborate Sweet 16.  There are some people who feel they should get as many padrino’s as they can.   Translation:  Get others to pay for your daughter’s entire party!  This IRKS ME! 

I can’t help but think If you can’t afford this ELABORATE party then don’t have it!   Wouldn’t that be the same as us asking our invited wedding guests to pay for my shoes, flowers, invitations, cake, thank you notes, jewelry, dress and reception site?   Why doesn’t she just pay for it all herself and charge admission to the party, she’ll probably come up ahead that way!   I know there are some families who just can’t afford this sort of event so everyone pulls together and offers assistance, for the girl.  That’s fine and I see nothing wrong with that.   But to be asked (emailed at work) for contributions for a specific item?  That just passed 100% on my tacky radar.

We’re not surprised, though, because this is the same cousin who was getting married, couldn’t afford her wedding site, five days before the wedding, and had to pull a back yard wedding together at my aunts house last minute.  The wedding and reception were nice, great weather and I like the idea of a wedding at home.  But we started getting frantic phone calls from my grandma, days before, asking for us all to buy/bring food, booze, decorations and/or pitch in money for their wedding.   I’m totally not kidding either.

I’m just glad they haven’t baptized their two youngest boys yet, lord knows what the admission price will be to that party.

06.26.08

Ummm, I think I’m offended

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , at 9:04am by Cece

About a month ago I hit my $1000 goal of saving 1’s and change for vacation spending next week.  So I had taken $880, all in 1’s, to the bank yesterday to deposit for vacation.  I walk up to the teller and say I have a deposit to make then pull out a plastic bag from my purse.  Oh my was her reply.

She asked me to assist her in opening all the envelopes and removing the cash from them so she can take it to the money counting machine and process my deposit.  I helped her.  We chatted.

Her:   So why are they individually packaged?

Me:   Because I separated them into $40 each.

Her:  Is this fundraiser money?

Me:   No, vacation savings.  I haven’t spent my 1’s or change in almost a year.

Her:  What a great job and it paid off!

We then chatted quickly about our upcoming vacation.  She took all the money to the counting maching and then came back to process my deposit.  When I was leaving it occured to me that she immediately assumed it was all fund raiser money.  Either I look real mom’ish or so far from being the stripper sterotype.  I think I’m offended.  lol

Dammit.  When she asked if it was fundraising money I should’ve told her No, tips from pole dancing.

06.25.08

Gossipers

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , at 11:38am by Cece

Everyone gossips, right?   Men do, too, don’t try to deny it.  I’ll be first to say that after a weekend spent with my family if you’re a fly on the wall you’ll most likely hear us gossiping on what we each heard and saw go down.  Hey, we’re married so we can do that!  lol

What is it about older women being the worst at gossiping?  There is a woman in my office who’s in her fifties (and I don’t even consider that OLD) that makes it a point to sit in the cafeteria, upstairs, by the windows and watch people come and go.  Then she makes comments about them, reports anything thing that isn’t fair to HER and generally talks about people all the damn time. She is what I call a busy body.  Its one thing to sit around an share a few details of whatever, but IMO its a whole other thing to walk around to someones desk to share what you saw at lunch from the break room window.  Who cares!  When I see her coming my way I get on the phone, even if its to the automated voice of my bank, just so she won’t stop at my desk.

My grandma Irene was the best/worst in this department!  They have a large picture window in their living room and just so happen to live across the street from our neighborhood meth dealers.   Their bedroom window was also facing the front yard so when the neighbors saw the lights go off they thought the coast was clear.  WRONG.  Grandma would be peeking out of her bedroom window blind watching the neighbors.  And when we’d go visit on Sunday, man oh man she’d give us the scoop!   To sit at her kitchen table, on a Sunday afternoon, while she told her stories, craning her neck to make sure no one is coming in through the back door and hear her, she’d go on and on.    Man I miss those Sunday afternoon’s with my nosey grandma.

So, what is it about old people and gossiping?  Is it because they’re utterly board with life?  Is that when its time to get their nose peeled off the front picture window and into a blue vest at Walmart checking receipts as you leave? 

06.24.08

Childhood summers

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , , at 9:46am by Cece

Its been really super hot here the last week, we reached 107 on Saturday.  Needless to say we had to get out of the house and keep the kids cooled down, so we headed over to my parents house and jumped in the pool.   Did that on Sunday, too.  You should see us, we’re all pretty tanned right now.  Finally!

Yesterday I ditched work and hung out with my kids, it was warm but not hot like it had been.  They wanted to go swimming again but we didn’t.  I  don’t know what made me think of this yesterday but I was remembering my childhood summers and how we use to cool off.   We didn’t know anyone with an in-ground pool so if we went swimming we’d have to be good so grandma would give us each a quarter and we’d walk a few blocks to the neighborhood pool.  We thought we were hot shit being able to go swimming.  My kids?  It doesn’t phase them that they can go to Grampy’s and swim anytime. 

Another way we use to cool down is a Slip N Slide!  But not the store bought ones, we weren’t that fortunate.  No my grandma always seemed to have “an extra” shower curtain liner in her linen closet!  lol Yup, you know what that meant, she’d give us the liner, we’d squeeze a bit of dish soap on it and play all day.  We lived where I live now, a complex without full size lawns, so we had to put the ghetto slip n slide on the drive way and get wet that way.   Although we had tons of fun and stayed cool, man by the end of the day you’d be sure to walk away with a few bumps and bruises!  A concrete driveway is not the best place for a soaped up slip n slide.

Finally, the most fun (and ghettoest) stay cool activity was when we’d go to my grandparents house and get wet on the corner.  They live across the street from a high school and a dead end corner next to the school.  During the hot LA summers of the 80’s some older neighborhood boys would somehow unlock the corner fire hydrant!  And WHOOSH there’d be water EVERYWHERE!  All us neighborhood kids would get out there, stand right in front of the gushing hydrant and be BLOWN across the street!   lol  Over and over we’d take turns getting in front of it.  We’d be out there forever, cooling off and flooding the ghetto.  Of course the fire department would come out and turn off the hydrant.  Once they left the boys would open it up again!  Then they’d come out again to shut it off.  I remember one summer they got tired of coming out and shutting it off that all they did was ask we shut it off when we’re done with it.   LMAO  Oh those were the good ol’ days.   And I bet if I told my girls these stories they’d look at me like I had three heads. 

What about you?  What did you do in your childhood summers? 

06.20.08

Made it to Friday, huh?

Posted in Uncategorized tagged at 10:59am by Cece

I think I see a trend here, Friday being a rambling post day.  That works for me.  So what do you think of the new blog look?  I get restless, at times, and have to switch things up.  I needed a girlie change.

We didn’t do anything special for our anniversay, yesterday.   Mister had to work early, as usual, and I went to my grandpa’s house because my aunt and cousins came in from NM for a short visit, a funeral.  We’re suppose to go out tomorrow night, nothing special but dinner and the movies ALONE.  But next Saturday is when we’re celebrating (because Mister had made plans with his girls for this Sunday), we’re driving into Laughlin, early, and staying the night.  A night, alone, away from home and access to booze and gambling 24/7 is always fun!  lol  Summer in Laughlin is real reasonable, I’m getting us a room for $44 at a 3 star hotel on the river!  Can’t beat that.

So not a lot going on with us.  The kids just got out of school yesterday, we’re getting our things ready for vacation, we leave two weeks from tomorrow!  Woohoo.  We’ve got lots of summer activities planned.  Seriously, we’ve already got things going on every weekend for the next five weekends!   Lots to look forward to. 

What else?  Oh yeah, today I won $80 in Target gift cards from a sales promotion here at work.  Sweet huh?  This will be put to the side until the middle of July when its time to start buying the girls their school uniforms, shoes, undies, backpacks and all the supplies they need to get ready for next year. 

Its hot as heck here right now, 90 and its not even noon yet!  My kids are at my parents house and are going swimming there with their little cousins later today.  I wish I could join them.  Then again, I’m in cool A/C now and they’ll be sweating.  Hmm, I think I’ll stay in the building until 5:00.  lol

Have a nice weekend and happy first day of summer!

06.19.08

After all these years together, I’m still madly in love with you

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 1:53pm by Cece

That’s what I think when I look at my man. I look at him, after almost eleven years together, and my heart flutters. Most of the time. I look at him, smile and realize just how lucky I am to have such a wonderful man in my life., most of the time. I see him interact with our children, his children and my family and I thank God for the wonderful man I have been blessed with, most of the time.

Don’t let me confuse you, I love Mister like I’ve never loved another man in my life, however, not everything can be perfect. When he leaves his shoes in the living room and I trip on them or the empty ice tray’s on the counter to be filled, by me, I curse him, silently. When he leaves an empty soda can in my car or over sleeps and doesn’t make dinner before I get home, I curse him silently. When he puts things off until the LAST MINUTE when I’ve known they had to be done, and have been reminding him, kindly, I curse him.

This October we will have spent eleven years together. Today, June 19, is our fourth year of being married. This day, four years ago, we dealt with a sick two year old girl who had fever and vomiting. We dealt with my sister A.K.A. Maid Of Honor who showed up late and hungover. We dealt with people not showing up for the reception after we paid for their dinner, our cake not being delivered on time, my dress tearing, our DJ not having our first dance song (even after we gave it to him weeks in advanced), our minister calling him the wrong name DURING our ceremony, me forgetting our rings at the hotel and our open bar being maxed out within two hours. We vowed to be together, forever. We vowed to love each other through every possible obstacles imaginable. We vowed to take care of each other til the end and to be the best of friends we could be.

I have to say I never thought I could ever be this happy, even after life settles in. But I am. We are. You see us together, with kids and after all these years, its plain to see we are very much still in love. Its not uncommon to see us together, in a corner, holding hands, whispering to each other and giggling. That’s just us.

Well, enough of the sappiness, I just wanted to thank Mister for all the years of happiness, hardship, trials, struggles, laughter, love, cuddles, kisses, reassurance, strenghth he’s given me and for being my best friend. I couldn’t ask for a better man, lover, partner and best friend.

I love you, Mister, every day you’re my Hero.  Thank you for four wonderful years of marriage.

Love you,
Googs

P.S. Thanks for spoiling me! lol

Dude, I drive a SATURN not a Suburban!!!

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 3:14am by Cece

Yesterday I put in $20 to get me to the weekend but since I busted a hellified mission at lunch (to buy my Wii!  eeek!) I burned that up and came back to work on E.  On the way home i HAD to stop for fuel.   Guess what?  I spent $69.02 to fill up my 15 gallon tank.  OMG are you fucken kidding me??  Thankfully I JUST deposited my stimilus check at lunch or else I’d be broke for the weekend, just from putting gas in my car!  Ridiculous I tell you.

This weekend I’ve got to drive from LA to Riverside to drop off my College-Girl on Sunday since Mister won’t be around and she’s going swimming with us and staying for dinner.  That’ll be about half a tank round trip.  I had to tell Mister that from now on either she has to cough up $20 for gas or come visit less frequently.  I didn’t want to sound like a bitch but dude, seriously, c’mon gas is so expensive and our College-Girl doesn’t drive. 

When will this shit end???

06.17.08

I’ve got a dilemma

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Next month is my birthday and for my gift Mister is going to buy me a puppy.  So here’s the dilemma, what do I want more, a puppy or a Wii?   lol  I could buy my own Wii but that’s like $250.  Or I can have Mister buy it for me, since that’s about what he’s going to pay for a dog anyway you know?   A Wii can be played as a family.  But a dog can also be enjoyed as a family.   A Wii won’t wake me up at 4am to go potty, but a dog will.  Hmm, I’ve got some thinking to do here.

Oh what should I do?  A puppy or a Wii?

06.16.08

I’ve lost my touch

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , at 10:53pm by Cece

When I was in my 20’s I was a bad ass bitch.  I had the ability to cop ‘tude and looks quicker than a crack whore can score dope in the ghetto.

Today I had on a funky-cool orange summer’ish top.  When I went to go get water this bitch I don’t even “know” commented to me on how bright it was.  Whatever that’s her opinion.  Then later I find out she was sort of talking shit/making fun of me to a co-worker friend of mine!  That pissed me off.  I thought about reporting her to HR, just to be a bitch.  But since I hate snitches I decided against it. 

Instead I thought I’ll handle this MY way.  Next time I see her I’m going to mad dog her, continually.  Yeah.  That’s what I’ll do! 

So, um, guess what?  I don’t think I remember how to do it without looking like my contacts are irritating me.  I’ve been, secretly, practicing my mad dog looks today!  OMG who needs to practice giving dirty looks?  Especially when you ran around as a bad ass bitch not too long ago???  Apparently I do.  Damn.  This would totally be easier if I could just drink at work THEN mad dog her. 

So what happened to me?  Where did my bad ass-ability go? 

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