06.30.08
My Page-A-Day calendar
I’ve seen these things before but have never bothered to buy one for myself. During a visit, this past Spring, my girlfriend Craze gave me one. I put it on my desk at work and look forward to the interesting, sometimes disgusting, facts of knowledge I gain that day. Some make me chuckle, some I just don’t get, while others gross me out. Going through the weekend’s pages this is what was listed for yesterday:
Sunday, June 29, 2008:
What Is That Sound A Vagina Makes After Sex?
This is definitely an embarrassing question to both ask and answer. The sound occurs when air gets pushed into the vagina during sexual intercourse. After sex, when the penis is removed, air is released and you get some vaginal flatulence. “Queef” and “vart” are two colorful slang terms that are used to describe these noise, which are perfectly normal, so there’s nothing to worry about.
Happy Monday, people! LMAO
06.20.08
Made it to Friday, huh?
I think I see a trend here, Friday being a rambling post day. That works for me. So what do you think of the new blog look? I get restless, at times, and have to switch things up. I needed a girlie change.
We didn’t do anything special for our anniversay, yesterday. Mister had to work early, as usual, and I went to my grandpa’s house because my aunt and cousins came in from NM for a short visit, a funeral. We’re suppose to go out tomorrow night, nothing special but dinner and the movies ALONE. But next Saturday is when we’re celebrating (because Mister had made plans with his girls for this Sunday), we’re driving into Laughlin, early, and staying the night. A night, alone, away from home and access to booze and gambling 24/7 is always fun! lol Summer in Laughlin is real reasonable, I’m getting us a room for $44 at a 3 star hotel on the river! Can’t beat that.
So not a lot going on with us. The kids just got out of school yesterday, we’re getting our things ready for vacation, we leave two weeks from tomorrow! Woohoo. We’ve got lots of summer activities planned. Seriously, we’ve already got things going on every weekend for the next five weekends! Lots to look forward to.
What else? Oh yeah, today I won $80 in Target gift cards from a sales promotion here at work. Sweet huh? This will be put to the side until the middle of July when its time to start buying the girls their school uniforms, shoes, undies, backpacks and all the supplies they need to get ready for next year.
Its hot as heck here right now, 90 and its not even noon yet! My kids are at my parents house and are going swimming there with their little cousins later today. I wish I could join them. Then again, I’m in cool A/C now and they’ll be sweating. Hmm, I think I’ll stay in the building until 5:00. lol
Have a nice weekend and happy first day of summer!
06.19.08
After all these years together, I’m still madly in love with you
That’s what I think when I look at my man. I look at him, after almost eleven years together, and my heart flutters. Most of the time. I look at him, smile and realize just how lucky I am to have such a wonderful man in my life., most of the time. I see him interact with our children, his children and my family and I thank God for the wonderful man I have been blessed with, most of the time.
Don’t let me confuse you, I love Mister like I’ve never loved another man in my life, however, not everything can be perfect. When he leaves his shoes in the living room and I trip on them or the empty ice tray’s on the counter to be filled, by me, I curse him, silently. When he leaves an empty soda can in my car or over sleeps and doesn’t make dinner before I get home, I curse him silently. When he puts things off until the LAST MINUTE when I’ve known they had to be done, and have been reminding him, kindly, I curse him.
This October we will have spent eleven years together. Today, June 19, is our fourth year of being married. This day, four years ago, we dealt with a sick two year old girl who had fever and vomiting. We dealt with my sister A.K.A. Maid Of Honor who showed up late and hungover. We dealt with people not showing up for the reception after we paid for their dinner, our cake not being delivered on time, my dress tearing, our DJ not having our first dance song (even after we gave it to him weeks in advanced), our minister calling him the wrong name DURING our ceremony, me forgetting our rings at the hotel and our open bar being maxed out within two hours. We vowed to be together, forever. We vowed to love each other through every possible obstacles imaginable. We vowed to take care of each other til the end and to be the best of friends we could be.
I have to say I never thought I could ever be this happy, even after life settles in. But I am. We are. You see us together, with kids and after all these years, its plain to see we are very much still in love. Its not uncommon to see us together, in a corner, holding hands, whispering to each other and giggling. That’s just us.
Well, enough of the sappiness, I just wanted to thank Mister for all the years of happiness, hardship, trials, struggles, laughter, love, cuddles, kisses, reassurance, strenghth he’s given me and for being my best friend. I couldn’t ask for a better man, lover, partner and best friend.
I love you, Mister, every day you’re my Hero. Thank you for four wonderful years of marriage.
Love you,
Googs
P.S. Thanks for spoiling me! lol
Dude, I drive a SATURN not a Suburban!!!
Yesterday I put in $20 to get me to the weekend but since I busted a hellified mission at lunch (to buy my Wii! eeek!) I burned that up and came back to work on E. On the way home i HAD to stop for fuel. Guess what? I spent $69.02 to fill up my 15 gallon tank. OMG are you fucken kidding me?? Thankfully I JUST deposited my stimilus check at lunch or else I’d be broke for the weekend, just from putting gas in my car! Ridiculous I tell you.
This weekend I’ve got to drive from LA to Riverside to drop off my College-Girl on Sunday since Mister won’t be around and she’s going swimming with us and staying for dinner. That’ll be about half a tank round trip. I had to tell Mister that from now on either she has to cough up $20 for gas or come visit less frequently. I didn’t want to sound like a bitch but dude, seriously, c’mon gas is so expensive and our College-Girl doesn’t drive.
When will this shit end???
06.17.08
I’ve got a dilemma
Next month is my birthday and for my gift Mister is going to buy me a puppy. So here’s the dilemma, what do I want more, a puppy or a Wii? lol I could buy my own Wii but that’s like $250. Or I can have Mister buy it for me, since that’s about what he’s going to pay for a dog anyway you know? A Wii can be played as a family. But a dog can also be enjoyed as a family. A Wii won’t wake me up at 4am to go potty, but a dog will. Hmm, I’ve got some thinking to do here.
Oh what should I do? A puppy or a Wii?
06.16.08
I’ve lost my touch
When I was in my 20’s I was a bad ass bitch. I had the ability to cop ‘tude and looks quicker than a crack whore can score dope in the ghetto.
Today I had on a funky-cool orange summer’ish top. When I went to go get water this bitch I don’t even “know” commented to me on how bright it was. Whatever that’s her opinion. Then later I find out she was sort of talking shit/making fun of me to a co-worker friend of mine! That pissed me off. I thought about reporting her to HR, just to be a bitch. But since I hate snitches I decided against it.
Instead I thought I’ll handle this MY way. Next time I see her I’m going to mad dog her, continually. Yeah. That’s what I’ll do!
So, um, guess what? I don’t think I remember how to do it without looking like my contacts are irritating me. I’ve been, secretly, practicing my mad dog looks today! OMG who needs to practice giving dirty looks? Especially when you ran around as a bad ass bitch not too long ago??? Apparently I do. Damn. This would totally be easier if I could just drink at work THEN mad dog her.
So what happened to me? Where did my bad ass-ability go?