Holy crap, man, the downside of planning a vacation EIGHT MONTHS ahead of time is that it takes FOREVER to get here!  Phew!  But its here! Today is the day I check out, officially that is, from work and start a week long drinking and laughing spree with some of the greatest Ho’s in the world!

Craze is landing tonight in LA.  I told her no partying too late tonight (yeah right)  because we’ve got to get up early tomorrow and have shit to do. 

Tomorrow two more Ho’s land in LA.  We’ve got a few things to take care of before we head into Long Beach so the Ho’s can enjoy the CA sun and we’ve got plans to hit a happy hour while there.  After that its back to my house for drinks and hanging out with my parents, so the Ho’s can visit them, its been a year since the last time they were here.

Thursday we’re kicking Beth’s man out of the house by 8am and us girls are  hitting the highway for an all girls road trip to Vegas!  On the way we’ll pick up Sassy then head straight to the rental house we have for 5 days!  Carrie arrives on Friday and so does my man. 

We’ve got plans to walk the ENTIRE strip.  We’re doing Freemont Street and hunting down the Margarita dude.  Oh yeah.  I feel a buzz coming on already!  We want to see a show, do some shopping, gambling and drinking.  I know there was talk of tattoo’s while we’ll be there, but who knows with these girls!  Also talks of roller coaster rides, swimming kicking it in the hot tub back at our rental.  Who knows for sure what’ll happen.

So I’m gone for a week.  If you don’t hear from me by the 29th that means my family most likely has put me in a detox center.   And after a week with these Ho’s, I’m sure I’ll need it.

Have a nice week, be good, no fighting and no partying at my pad while I’m gone.   Slick & Christina, that means YOU.