Its true, deep sex does cure cramps!
I had been sick almost all weekend with horrendous cramps and almost no amount of pain reliever or alcohol seemed to ease the mid-section splitting pain I have been having. I wasn’t able to bowl on Saturday night because I was in too much pain. Even my step-daughter, whom I’m just getting to know, said she could tell something wasn’t right with me because I was too quiet. It hurt to sit, stand, move too quickly and just be awake and moving.
But my prayers were answered when Mister got a phone call from work at 8:30 last night informing him that production was being canceled until Tuesday due to machine problems. This meant he didn’t have to be at work until 6am instead of 1am. Uh-huh. You know what that means right? It means I had the I don’t care how tired you are, your ass should’ve taken a nap with me today, you’re still going to fuck me tonight attitude going on.
Last night I used my husband for my own needs. There was no foreplay. No snuggling. Nope. When he wanted to make it last longer by going slow, I put an end to that shit and took control. Hey, sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. He’s not complaining. I showered, thanked him then went to sleep. Today I feel like a new woman!

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February 25, 2008 at 7:04am
Sue
I’m glad you are feeling better. But you damn, dirty whore. LOL!
February 25, 2008 at 7:55am
Ang
AMEN to THAT! Yes it does!
‘Auntie Flo’ dropped in but she’s just aggravating me with pain and moodiness…get that bitch movin’ on through!!
It’s the same reason sex/orgasm helps prior to childbirth/labor, it causes the cervix to start to dilate. Whatever..it works!
It also will get things started if you tend to have a slow start or think it’s starting but nothing happens kind of period.
February 25, 2008 at 9:54am
Carrie
And there went the mashed potatoes. lol
February 25, 2008 at 11:28am
Dixie
You crack me up!!
But you are sooooo right. It’s always helped with my cramps.
February 25, 2008 at 12:04pm
Craze
A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do!
February 25, 2008 at 2:08pm
Beth
THAT’S what I need to feel better!!!!!
February 25, 2008 at 2:40pm
Slick
HHhmmm…
I’m printing this post out and will be handing it to my wife tonight when she gets home.
Should I wear the boxers or go commando? I don’t guess it really matters….
February 25, 2008 at 2:59pm
Lael
LMAO
I love that you ended that shit,wheeee!
Good on ya!
February 25, 2008 at 3:58pm
Heidi
Good for you!! Glad you’re feeling better now.
February 26, 2008 at 8:35am
christina_the_wench
Well, well. You go on with your bad self, mama. hehe
February 26, 2008 at 9:38am
~JJ!
Ha!
Good to know.
February 26, 2008 at 11:50am
jen
You freakin crack me up.
February 26, 2008 at 1:09pm
The Diva's Thoughts
That’s what I’m talking about!!!
February 27, 2008 at 7:01am
Angie
Don’t let the word get out! My husband alread thinks he has the ‘cure-all’ for every little thing – if he hears this – I’m really fucked. Literally.