I swear I think the bears are on to something when they don’t bring their big asses out til Spring.
Its been cold *yes I did say cold. And YES 50’s is cold to us CA folks now shuddup!* and raining. I don’t mind the rain, as long as I don’t have to leave the house. But because our landlord wants money, our kids expect food and GMAC won’t let me have my mom-mobile for free I’ve had to go out in the rain all this week. Fucken sucks, man. I hate Winter. My feet are cold and my nipples stay hard. That’s no fun.
Last night I got home and it was pouring down. I ate and cleaned up the kitchen really quickly, changed into sweats and warm socks. I plucked the fourth installment of my Harry Potter adventure off the bookshelf, grabbed my ever loving lap throw blanket and parked my ass on the recliner for a couple of hours.
I did get up only to turn on the heater and do something for The Snitch. Then back to the recliner it was for me. It was such an enjoyable evening just listening to the rain heavily fall and the stupid gun shots on TV. *rolling my eyes*
However enjoyable my evening was last night I cannot wait for Spring to arrive. I don’t care for Winter. I don’t do well in the cold. Its raining down here and snowing as low as 3000 feet. No thank you!
Speaking of snow, what is up with all those L.A. freaks who flock to the mountains in the snow? They clog up the freeways to get there. They dirty up all the snow with mud from their cars. They litter all along the side of the mountain and let their kids piss on the side of their cars! WTF man? If we were meant to be at the snow in Winter we’d have bathrooms on the side of the mountain! We don’t so stay your ass home!
Anyway, I wonder if I could arrange for a personal leave of absence to hibernate til Spring. I’ll happily come out of my cave, with a big ass no doubt, on March 20th and get back to work. Oh wait. I’ll be on vacation in Vegas then. Oh that’s not going to work. Hmmm. I’ve got to work something out because this cold weather is for the birds!

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January 24, 2008 at 11:40am
Beej
Bitch, please. LOL.
It’s in the 20-30’s today and we’re expecting show showers. What’s more? The cove in my neighborhood is frozen! Salt water! Frozen! Do you know how cold it has to be for ocean water to freeze??
January 24, 2008 at 12:07pm
~JJ!
I’d hibernate too..
I hate winter/snow/cold too!
January 24, 2008 at 12:18pm
Carrie
Winter does suck. It finally got up to 29 degrees but we get snow today and wintry mix tomorrow. Yay! (right) I want to hibernate too.
January 24, 2008 at 1:57pm
Craze
I know you think you have cold weather there…. anyhoo, I agree, we should hybernate til Spring.
January 24, 2008 at 2:27pm
jen
The wind chill was -3 this morning…..stop now. want to come visit?
January 24, 2008 at 6:15pm
Nikki
It’s been pretty darn cold here too. But we are talking single digits. The last couple nights we have had 4-10 inches of snow show up. But, I think I would rather have it 13 degrees and sunny, than 40s-50s and rainy.
Stay warm!!!
January 25, 2008 at 3:49am
Beth
ya, winter…it’s FIVE here this morning. hate it. Hibernation sounds good to me!
January 25, 2008 at 12:38pm
Sue
First of all, I almost choked when I saw that line about your nipples. So did NOT need that. LMAO!
Second, my kids have pissed on more trees on the side of the road than you can shake a willy, err, stick at. Paul too. I think boys lives for that shit.