I swear I think the bears are on to something when they don’t bring their big asses out til Spring. 

Its been cold *yes I did say cold.  And YES 50’s is cold to us CA folks now shuddup!*  and raining.   I don’t mind the rain, as long as I don’t have to leave the house.   But because our landlord wants money, our kids expect food and GMAC won’t let me have my mom-mobile for free I’ve had to go out in the rain all this week.   Fucken sucks, man.  I hate Winter.  My feet are cold and my nipples stay hard.  That’s no fun.

Last night I got home and it was pouring down.  I ate and cleaned up the kitchen really quickly, changed into sweats and warm socks.   I plucked the fourth installment of my Harry Potter adventure off the bookshelf, grabbed my ever loving lap throw blanket and parked my ass on the recliner for a couple of hours.  

I did get up only to turn on the heater and do something for The Snitch.  Then back to the recliner it was for me.   It was such an enjoyable evening just listening to the rain heavily fall and the stupid gun shots on TV.   *rolling my eyes*

However enjoyable my evening was last night I cannot wait for Spring to arrive.  I don’t care for Winter.  I don’t do well in the cold.   Its raining down here and snowing as low as 3000 feet.  No thank you! 

Speaking of snow, what is up with all those L.A. freaks who flock to the mountains in the snow?  They clog up the freeways to get there.  They dirty up all the snow with mud from their cars.  They litter all along the side of the mountain and let their kids piss on the side of their cars!  WTF man?    If we were meant to be at the snow in Winter we’d have bathrooms on the side of the mountain!  We don’t so stay your ass home! 

Anyway, I wonder if I could arrange for a personal leave of absence to hibernate til Spring.   I’ll happily come out of my cave, with a big ass no doubt, on March 20th and get back to work.  Oh wait.   I’ll be on vacation in Vegas then.  Oh that’s not going to work.    Hmmm.   I’ve got to work something out because this cold weather is for the birds!