Because I’m too hungover and tired to use my booze soaked brain and come up with something to write about I’ll give you a joke instead. Enjoy and have a nice weekend!
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint…

…when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
“Hey, Koala! What are you doing?”

The koala said, “Smoking a joint. Come on up and take a toke.”

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala bear …where the
two enjoyed sharing a few joints.

After a while, the little lizard complained his mouth was dry …and
announced he was going down to get a drink from the river. But the little
lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far …and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw the lizard’s fall, so swam over and
helped him to the shore. He asked the lizard, “What’s wrong with you?”

The lizard explained to the crocodile he was smoking a joint with the koala
bear in the tree, and got so stoned that he fell into the river while
getting a drink.

So the crocodile walked back into the rain forest, and found the tree where
the koala was finishing his joint. The crocodile looked up and said, “Hey
you!”

The koala looked down at him and said…

“Sh-i-i-i-t, dude! How much water did you drink?”