When Mister came to bed, the other night, he put his arm around me, like he always does. It took everything I had in me not to stiffen and shrug his arm off me in digust. I realized, then, that I was PMS’ing because I don’t want to be touched AT ALL.
The next morning he comes in, kisses me on the cheek then leaves the room and closes the door so I could continue sleeping.
I wake up an hour later and he’s not in bed. Hmmm. I get up to use the restroom then I take a look in the dinning room and there he is, online. Ugh. Pissed, I go back to bed.
Why am I pissed? I don’t know! I’m pissed because he’s online and not in bed with me. Yet if he got in bed with me I know I’d scoot away from him. What the fuck, right? I don’t know!
Still pissed I’m now tossing and turning. I’ve got conversations with him running through my head. I can’t sleep and its his fault so now I’m getting more pissed!
I already decided that when and IF he brought his ass to bed I was going to give him the cold shoulder. When he goes to put his arm around me and bring me close to him I was going to stiffen my back, pull away and tell him If you wanted love you should’ve been here an hour ago and NOT online! Yup. I had it all down what I was going to say and how I was going to respond to his inconsiderate ass!
He comes to bed, puts his arm around me and scoots close behind me. What do I do? I smile, sigh and scoot into him. BUT when he tried to make the move I shot him down! Why? Because I’m PMS’ing, duh!
After a few minutes of listening to me bitch at 4:10 a.m. I ask him to make love to me. LMAO Wait. Didn’t I just say that I didn’t want to be touched? Ohhh, that’s right. Well after this then I don’t want to be touched…until I tell Him its OK to touch me.
My poor husband. I give that man tons of credit for putting up with me being a natural mood swinger because 1- I’m a Cancer and 2- I’m a woman. But the real credit is his ability to put up with Me and all my PMS bullshit each and every month. This is a good month, I haven’t cried…yet!

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October 13, 2007 at 7:40pm
yakimafarmgirl
Thank you for explaining this so vividly – I can totally relate, in fact, this was ME the other night!!!! Except for me there have been tears for no reason to add to that fun. Gotta love being a woman! And love the men who are able to just go with the flow (we go with their flow most the time, so it’s only fair, right?!).
October 13, 2007 at 8:30pm
Dixie
I hate that part of being a woman. It sucks.
October 13, 2007 at 10:08pm
Beth
Man, this is me all over!!! If he touches me, then I get mad…if he doesn’t touch me, then I get even madder! what’s the matter? I’m not attractive anymore? You don’t want me anymore?…what’s the matter with you? Is that all you think about…sex?!!
Poor guy can’t win for nothing…..
October 13, 2007 at 10:31pm
Sue
LMAO! Oh, I know that.
I’ve got to say this. I’ve been so mad at Paul for not wanting to touch me for, well, 4 weeks. Then last night he decides to grace me with a round of sex and spent an hour curled up, arms around me like I was some freaking teddy bear he thought he lost.
Anyhow, mad as I was, I gave in. OMFG. I am sooooooo mad right now. He might as well never touch me again. Homeboy got his rocks off and rolled the fuck over!
Umm. HELLO!
So yeah, I’m still mad.
October 13, 2007 at 11:22pm
~JJ!
You sound like me…every day.
October 13, 2007 at 11:53pm
Dan Mega
This post, and these comments, are reasons enough for us men to never consider marriage =)
October 14, 2007 at 5:56am
Slackermommy
At least you have an excuse. I’m bitchy and I don’t have PMS anymore.
October 14, 2007 at 6:32pm
Webmiztris
lol! your poor hubby! he must be terrified!
October 14, 2007 at 8:27pm
*~*Cece*~*
Yikima, this was an angry PMS month for me, last month I cried. lol
Dixie, me too. Ugh.
Beth, only a strong man can stay sane during this time of the month. lol
Sue, I can’t believe that! You need to get a B.O.B. and if that happens again bust it out right in front of him! lol
jj, I would hate to feel this way daily, its so not me.
Dan, you’re right. Yet we seem to get them to marry us anyway! lol
Slacker, that sounds miserable.
Web, he’s not terrified, he knows to just agree with me to survive.
October 15, 2007 at 7:17pm
Samantha_K
I am the same way!
No wonder guys don’t understand women, LOL.
October 15, 2007 at 8:33pm
Carrie
Man I sure hope I never get PMS like that. I don’t get any mood swings, I just get cramps and they are minor.
October 15, 2007 at 10:37pm
The Sports Mama
Yet another reason I am so glad I had that hysterectomy a few years ago!
Now if I shrug him off, he knows its cuz he messed up somewhere!
October 17, 2007 at 7:55pm
Flyinfox_SATX
I commend you for being honest. From a guy’s point of view I can now see why we are confused. I feel that all guys should read this post. Why? It would give us a better understanding of what you go through every month.
I will admit with the other bloggers here that PMS sucks!
Flyinfox_SATX