I know, being a woman, I have whine/bitch/complain on occasion. But what is it about some women who just won’t shut their pie hole?

Don’t they realize that no one wants to hear it, especially at work. I seriously feel sorry for the husband’s of these woman! Can you imagine living with a woman who was always bitching about SOMETHING?!

Yesterday afternoon we had a, planned, emergency evacuation. We all walk down a set of stairs that took us to the warehouse of our building. I start sliding my hand on the railing, realize it didn’t feel right so I removed it. Well some of these bright darlings didn’t realize just how dirty the hand rail was because they were too busy flapping their jaws the whole way down. Guess what? Once they reach the bottom they noticed how FILTHY their hand is and along comes the bitch fest.

The dirt on their precious hands set their mouth into overdrive.

The bitches bitched about it being too hot outside. Errr, didn’t you get the email? You should’ve dressed for the evacuation because you knew you’d be standing outside.

The bitches bitched about the sun is too bright. Duh. We live in Cali-fucken-fornia!

The bitches bitched that their hands were now dirty and want to know why the cleaning lady doesn’t dust the back stair case! Hmmm, could it be the BIG RED sign that says STOP OR ALARM WILL SOUND!

And two hours after the evacuation some of these bitches are still bitching about the dirt they washed off their hands…two HOURS ago. Dude who cares? You’re hands are clean, they didn’t fall off and so what’s the problem?

I must be PMS’ing or something because normally I’m all over the woman lovin’ (not that way you perv) but today these bitches are just getting on my damn nerves. I wish someone would tell them to STFU already.

So, seriously, can anyone tell me why women bitch so much? Anyone? Buler?