This morning I kept hitting the snooze button. At one point I was dreaming that I was on the phone, with my boss, feeding him some bullshit ass lie about why I’m going to be late for work and that if I wasn’t there by noon then I’d just be in tomorrow morning. Yeah. I just got back from vacation, like that would really go over well, huh?
Woohoo! He feel for it. I was celebrating, well as much as you can celebrate in a dream, when BAM! I get a fucken charlie horse in my left calf!
I start breathing hard, flailing my arms, hit Mister across the chest, try to kick off the blankets fast enough so he can rub my calf. Poor guy, I totally ripped him out of his sleep with a fist flying across his chest. He jumped up, grabbed my leg and in his half sleep daze managed to rub the cramp out of my leg…then fell back into bed and began snoring again.
As soon as I was able to stand I looked at the clock and it was 6:08. Fuuuck. I’m going to be late to work after all!
Guess that was my conscience trying to get my attention, get me out of bed with a hellified GET UP BITCH! lol
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September 26, 2007 at 6:01pm
The Diva's Thoughts
HAHAAHA!!! That was too funny!!!!
September 26, 2007 at 8:28pm
Carrie
Poor guy. At least he is that good to you.
I’ve been getting them in my foot lately and it makes me crazy. I even got one while I got a massage last week. Something is weird in my body.
September 26, 2007 at 8:37pm
Craze
After going 4 days without the alarm going off it’s damn hard to get used to again. I feel ya sistah!
September 26, 2007 at 8:46pm
Craze
Um.ok, I published that before I was done! I hate leg cramps, they do make you fly out of bed huh? Thank gawd Mister was there to help you out, even though you beat him up first!
September 26, 2007 at 8:49pm
Angie
I only get those when I’m pregnant…..anything you want to share?? You need another little girl around that place, then you can feel my pain!!
September 26, 2007 at 9:12pm
*~*Cece*~*
Diva, not funny to get. Ouch!
Carrie, I think I need a massage.
Craze, I can’t believe I slept til 9:30 last weekend.
Angie, bite your tongue, woman! lol
September 26, 2007 at 10:38pm
BOSSY
The snooze button is the worst. Bossy hates her some three-minute Snooze increments.
September 27, 2007 at 12:55am
Frazzled Farm Wife
Yep…your conscience sure got you this time!
September 27, 2007 at 3:31am
Lindsey
I HATE when that happens…soooo painful!! Sometimes I get them in my foot too! Isn’t that weird?
September 27, 2007 at 3:50am
Chelle
Oh man I HATE leg cramps!! At least you can move enough to wake Mister up…lol My husband is dead to the world and the house could come down around him and he wouldn’t hear it…let alone me crying in pain with a charlie horse!! LOL Of course, I haven’t beat him up to help me get rid of one yet….lol
You so crack me up!! lol
September 27, 2007 at 5:55am
Kerry
LOL!
September 27, 2007 at 6:55am
Gino
thats a decent man, there.
even in his half-sleep groggy haze, he’s still there to make it better.
i used to get these cramps in my calf, only while sleeping. they would wake my ass right up. ouch!!!
September 27, 2007 at 7:15am
*~*Cece*~*
Bossy, I hate that snooze button.
Frazzled, I know. I suck at lying.
Lindsey, in your foot? OUCH!
Chelle, he didn’t even remember it when I talked to him later. lol
Gino, he is a good man. I’m very lucky.
September 27, 2007 at 7:37am
Ann(ie)
haaahaaaaaaaaaaa! That is hysterical. But, owie. I got those when I was pregnant and I’d bounce around the room cursing!!
September 27, 2007 at 4:27pm
~JJ!
I used to dream I was at work and then be late all the time!!!!!
September 27, 2007 at 6:36pm
Beej
Ugh, Todd got a call from his paging system at 4.30 on Tuesday morning. The phone is on my side of the bed, so I grabbed it, looked at the caller ID and said “Isforyou.” Then I asked him if it was Saturday. LOL.