Yesterday afternoon I texted my sister & asked if she wanted to drink Sangria with me in the evening. If you knew my sister you’d know that was really a dumb question. lol Monday is her day off so of course she’s going to drink with me. Beside having Monday off my sister likes to party!
So she came over, I sent her to the store to buy me a 12 pack of beer, which I has NO intentions of drinking it all. We hung out, then my grandma (who lives w/her) came over and hung out with us. It was funny, I think grandma was a little drunk last night, too. lol Luckily all she has to do is stumble walk next door and she’s home.
So I ended up drinking the whole 12 pack of beer. We set my sister up with a new Gmail account and I put her ass on MySpace.com! lol MY sister HATES when I get online while we’re partying. She must’ve been drunk to not only not bitch about it but participate!
Oh and around 9:00′ish she called down our parents house to ask my dad about music for Mister’s MySpace account! I shit you not. We couldn’t remember who sang the song Bad Boys (from COPS) so she called our dad. My mom answered, heard us and she turns to my dad and says Manuel, your girls are drunk and need your help with music. lol Thanks, Mom. Its all good though, because my ass is at work, no matter how much like shit I feel today. I still made it and that’s all that counts, right? Oh and my sis tried talking me into staying home today! That dirty whore. I told her I couldn’t because I had an 8:00 meeting (dude, who fucken schedules meetings for 8:00 on MONDAY??? My prick of a boss does!) and I’m taking a sick day in 2 weeks, going to Disneyland, yo! hehehehe
I’m here. I’m hungover. I’m hungry. My head hurts. And I didn’t get a chance to poop because I woke up late. Its going to be a long fucken day. Entertain me.

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July 30, 2007 at 9:05pm
Carrie
Never ever ever get online when you are drunk. lol
I’m sorry you feel bad. I’m wearing a skirt if that makes you feel any better.
July 30, 2007 at 9:07pm
Cece
I tried calling Lori last night but she might have been in Tylenol PM land! lol We called & left a long, laughing, drunk message on my cousin’s cell phone. god I hope it was his #. lol
sorry, your skirt wearing does nothing for my head. lol
July 30, 2007 at 10:55pm
The Diva's Thoughts
Girl you sound like you are suffering!!! lol
July 30, 2007 at 11:24pm
Beth
Dude, I wish I had been drinking with you ho’s. And can I honestly say that I haven’t been drunk enough to where I do stuff on the computer? What am I doing wrong? Drinking wrong? LMAO!!!
MISS YOU!!
July 30, 2007 at 11:44pm
Augs Casa
Lush!! LUSH…dude, drunk call me next time. I need some laughs and something tells me, you’d be a laugh a minute.
July 31, 2007 at 2:46am
Cece
Diva, I was suffering. I had the worst upset stomach earlier, too. Blah.
Beth, you must be doing it wrong if you’ve never drunk surffed the net!
Augs, I don’t think DraMa would be too happy for a drunk, blogging chick to be ringing your phone at 2am!
July 31, 2007 at 2:50am
The "Mind"
LOL! I left sis a comment asking her how she wants her MS profile decked out, since I seem to be in charge of that shit for your family.
Oh, and get this. Fri night I set the alarm to 7:30 a.m. to get up and go boating. Well, I turned the alarm on last night, but forgot (after my beers) that I had re-set it. Pman woke up at 6:22 a.m. and says to me, “Do I have to work today?” SHIT!!! He normally gets up at 5:30 a.m. He had just enough time to get dressed, brush his teeth and stumble to his car because he had to be to work for 7 a.m.
Oooops!
July 31, 2007 at 3:09am
Cece
Mind, we were trying to make a background for her last night but we were too fricken drunk! lol Ok, I was. But she bit into a lime slice thinking it was a green apple! LMAO So if she couldn’t tell the difference between a lime & an apple I’d say she was drunk, too!
I’ll email you about her page.
July 31, 2007 at 6:55am
EC
LOL! I love online drunkenness – that is the best thing for me
Sounds like you had a VERY enjoyable evening!! Although if I were you I would’ve called off work, lol.
July 31, 2007 at 3:58pm
~JJ!
You are too much fun lady!!!!
July 31, 2007 at 4:32pm
Christina_the_wench
Aw hell yeah. Drunk onlining is awesome. You can always check your cache and history to remember where you went the night before.
12 pack of beer? My ho!
July 31, 2007 at 5:20pm
Lindsey
oh maaaan. sounds like you had a rough day. I hope today is better!
July 31, 2007 at 6:41pm
Dixie
I like to drink and blog hop! I find some that are great that way.
July 31, 2007 at 7:05pm
Jenny!
I hate when I don’t have time to poop in the morning!
July 31, 2007 at 7:11pm
Craze
That explains why Ang is a new MS friend. Your mom is hilarious! Dude, 8am Monday morning meeting? That’s SUCKS.
Hope today is better!
July 31, 2007 at 7:48pm
L Sass
I wish my sister was nearby so that I could get drunk with her!! Boo, I am jealous!
July 31, 2007 at 10:25pm
Webmiztris
Inner Circle; right? LOL!
you drank a whole 12-pack? I’m impressed! dayum!
July 31, 2007 at 11:41pm
Cece
Yes, I accidentially drank a whole 12 pack of beer and had two glasses of white Sangria, PLUS ate all the booze soaked fruit in the Sangria. No wonder I felt like shit.
August 3, 2007 at 2:18am
Sassy Momma
Ouch my head.
Oh and BETH is soooo wrong, she’s posted drunk before.. good gosh I wish I could remember what post but it was funny!!!