1) I will NOT listen to Michael Jackson songs. WON’T do it. I don’t care who is in the room/car I’ll either change the station or leave the room. I really believe he is guilty of abusing those children and I’ve got it in my head that listening to his music equals supporting him and I REFUSE to support anyone who hurts children!
2) I need the egg carton to be equal. We usually buy eggs, like our beer, in 18 packs! LMAO And when I remove eggs from the carton they’ve got to be in 2’s. And when I remove them I then rearrange all the eggs in the carton so its even. I’m talking the row in the middle usually has the most eggs going across. The top/bottom rows have to have the same number of eggs and they’ve got to be in the same spaces so be identically laid out. It an odd thing I do, but I do it. Oh and if the carton doesn’t have an even number of eggs it bugs me! I’m serious. Sometimes I have to put the egg carton back in the fridge and tell myself Just walk away from the eggs.
3) When I was in school and use to walk all over the place I would add up the numbers on license plates. I would add those numbers together, then the next plate I saw I’d add those up plus the first one and keep doing it over and over and over again until I either arrived at my destination or couldn’t add any more. Now I hate math.
4) I wash my feet A LOT. I can’t stand my feet to be dirty, yet I love being bare foot! If I wear sandals to work, then I wash my feet when I get home. If I wear flip flops and I’m running errands on the weekend, I’ll usually wash my feet between going out again. Ironically, I’ve got lots of pictures of The Snitch and her dirty feet! lol While I was in Idaho I can’t tell you how many times I washed my feet that Friday night because we spent so much time at the park watching baseball games!
5) When I go to people’s house I always look at the floor boards and the toilet base. Growing up my mom use to get on our asses for not cleaning the floor boards and toilet base! I use to say Who looks there??? She’d yell I DO! And now I do, too. I hate it, really.
6) I’m very judgemental. I see a person walking and immediately think/talk shit about them in my head. Its usually mean stuff too. This I am really working on not doing. I swear.
7) Every now and then I Google my ex-boyfriends just to see what comes up. Nothing so far. Hell! Every now and then I Google MYSELF!
When I get hot my upper lip sweats first. Its embarrassing. And now I found out that Drama Queen has the same thing happen to her. Poor child. lol

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July 26, 2007 at 5:54pm
mom of 2
That’s hilarious about the eggs! I’d like to say that I don’t do anything like that, but I’d be a liar. I guess we all have our quirks…some more quirky than others! lol
And you’ll be happy to know that I regularly clean my baseboards and toilet bases. I tend to look at those things, too.
July 26, 2007 at 6:42pm
~JJ!
4,5,6,7 = me too…
eeek.
July 26, 2007 at 6:45pm
The "Mind"
Dude, you are with eggs like I am with cans/labels. *high five*
And you are NOT allowed to look at my baseboards. You won’t want to look around the base of the boy’s toilet, but mine is good. But our baseboards…remember yours that you just could not clean anymore and had to repaint them? Yep. I’m in the same boat right now.
My upper lip was sweating this morning. Only 70 degrees, but about 99.5% humidity…all at 6:30 a.m. and me out walking 3 miles. Dee dee dee!
July 26, 2007 at 8:13pm
Jenny!
#5…I do too! But I have some OCD issues with cleaning…apparantly your OCD issues are with eggs!
July 26, 2007 at 8:16pm
Shar
I rearrange my eggs too! I get really weird if they’re not symmetrical.
It’s really weird to see that written down
July 26, 2007 at 9:38pm
Cece
Mo2, I’m happy to know you pay attention to baseboards & toilet base. I will keep you on my list of friends who’s houses I’m not afraid to visit! lol
jj, welcome to my world.
Mind, I never thought of that. Shoot. Now I can’t baeg on you for your labels.
Jenny, isn’t OCD fun!
Shar, it was weirder writing them down.
July 26, 2007 at 9:41pm
Augs Casa
dude, seriously, you’re a freak….HA HA HA
But I love you anywho
July 26, 2007 at 10:25pm
sam
I google people all the time!!LOL
Baseboards and toilets. I do that too… even though, my bathroom and baseboards are shameful, I still check out other peoples.
July 26, 2007 at 10:37pm
Webmiztris
the egg thing cracked me up! I just grab an egg or 2 – I never bother to think about those things!
and I agree on the M.J. thing. he’s GOT to be guilty! he honestly thinks sleeping with other people’s children is OK! wtf!?
July 26, 2007 at 10:43pm
L Sass
I am with you on #5! I get really grossed out when someone hasn’t cleaned all behind the toilet… but I thought it was ridiculous when my mom made me do it, too.
July 26, 2007 at 11:03pm
Carrie
I never judge anyone until they irk me. It takes a lot to irk me. I get this because I was judged so much. It stems to my self esteem issues.
You can NOT come to my house eva! We are the nastiest, laziest house keepers. I’ve never washed a base board. lol
The egg thing kinda scares me. lol
July 26, 2007 at 11:04pm
JoeinVegas
I can just hear Sgt. Friday in his deep voice – “Just walk away from the eggs m’am”
July 26, 2007 at 11:07pm
Dixie
THe egg thing has me cracking up! OC a little?
July 26, 2007 at 11:23pm
Cece
Augs, I am a freak in many ways. But at least I’m big enough to admit it!
Sam, glad I’m not the only person checking out baseboards.
Web, he’s the biggest freak around. Ugh.
Sass, I’ve never admitted that to my mom though.
Carrie, we’ll meet at a bar, ok?
Joe, that’s EXACTLY what I hear when I say Step away from the eggs! lol
Dixie, I love being a little OC, doesn’t everyone???
July 27, 2007 at 12:05am
minijonb
oh! the eggs!!! i do OCD stuff like that as well other food items. it drives me nuts.
and i’m with you on boycotting Michael Jackson. the man needs a big ol’ dose of reality.
July 27, 2007 at 12:51am
Ms.L
Just walk away from the egss
hee hee that’s cute.
I like things to be even too.
Ugh,you’d be judging my ass if you saw my basboards and toilet bases,lol
July 27, 2007 at 1:03am
Frazzled Farm Wife
I am so with you on the Michael Jackson thing!
July 27, 2007 at 1:07am
Samantha_K
I google exes too. Just to see if they’ve done anything really spectacular. One of them actually has, there are articles about his basketball prowess all over the ‘net (the INTERnet, not the basketball net, lol. Ok, so it was funny to me.) I buy eggs in dozens, not 18s, but I do have to make sure the carton is balanced. If I take two from the left side, the next time I take two from the right, to keep the weight in the middle. We are freaks, Cece, lol. Have you seen Clerks, where the guy is looking for the perfect carton of eggs? As long as we don’t end up like that, we’re doing good.
July 27, 2007 at 4:59pm
Willow
I dislike Michael Jackson, but I can’t resist listening to stuff from his Thriller days. PYT, is one of my favorites. I do think he is nasty, I just separate the person from the music.
I’d say don’t ever look at my baseboards or toilet base, but if I’m expecting visitors, I usually clean before any one can see what a hog I am. LOL
I’m not a very judgemental person, I used to be more so when I was younger! I hate to say anything negative or hurtful about people, I always say a silent sorry prayer when I do. I believe that when you die, all the negative things you put out in the universe come back to you, and I know I already have TONS coming back at me! Not that this really stops my mouth from running when it shouldn’t:)
July 28, 2007 at 4:32am
Aimee
I’m surprised no one else thinks the adding the license plates was weird. LOL That’s what got me. Now I will probably try it. DAMMIT!
July 28, 2007 at 5:39pm
Lindsey
FREAK!
Just kidding. I can relate to the egg thing, the MJ thing, um….
I try to clean my baseboards and behind the toilet, but please don’t come over today because you would be forced to judge me. Stop judging me. STOP IT.
July 29, 2007 at 9:34am
heartinsanfrancisco
You could always break one of the eggs to make it come out even.
Isn’t it scary when we see any sign at all that we may actually be related to our mothers?
July 30, 2007 at 6:31pm
Craze
The whole egg carton thing, um, WEIRD!
Dude, I’m totally cleaning the baseboards in my extra bathroom before September. I can’t believe you didn’t holla at me when you were here.
Yup, I’ve witnessed that freaky clean feet fetish you have.