#1- Now I really know its Monday. I just unzipped my lunch bag, which I removed from the break room fridge, to find my make up bag in there. I was wondering my my purse was so light this morning.

#2- At lunch I ran out to CVS Pharmacy and while crossing the parking lot I actually heard a grown man tell another grown man Take a picture it lasts longer! I’m not in the Ghetto anymore.