Have you ever played the game Would you rather? I’m going to give you 5 Would you rather questions, you answer them in the comments & feel free to add a Would you rather question of your own. If you do add one, the person who comments after you has to answer mine AND yours! Sound like fun? Ok, let’s do this.
1- Would you rather vomit in a used outhouse toilet or clean the showers in a homeless shelter?
2- Would you rather eat raw chicken or drive to work nekkid?
3- Would you rather fast for a month or listen to Rosie O’Donell speak at an insurance seminar?
4- Would you rather work on a chicken farm or teach high school?
5- Would you rather work for a year straight and get no personal time off but double your salary or remain working the same hours, less pay and double the personal time off?
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June 21, 2007 at 9:15pm
Carrie
Me first.
1. Clean the shower. Been there and done that on the outhouse. Eww.
2.Drive to work nekkid. I don’t want to get bubble guts from eating raw chicken.
3.Listen to Rosie. She doesn’t bother me too much and I likes to eat.
4. Teach school. I’m not going to slaughter any animal.
5. Work for a year without time off. I used to that until this past year.
Okay my question:
1. Would you rather work side by side all day long with your mother or with your SO/husband/wife?
June 21, 2007 at 9:33pm
mom of 2
1. That’s a tough one…probably vomit in the outhouse because that wouldn’t take too long. I despise cleaning showers!
2. Drive to work nekkid FOR SURE!! Raw chicken totally grosses me out!
3. Listen to Rosie. I love food way too much to fast!
4. Although teenagers can be scary I’d have to teach high school. Again, the raw chicken thing…eeeewwwww!!
5. That’s tough because can money replace time off relaxing? I’ll have to go with personal time off over the money.
Carrie’s question:
I’d work with my hubby. We’ve already done this for over 2 years while we had our own business…piece of cake!
June 21, 2007 at 9:41pm
Webmiztris
1- Clean the showers, no DOUBT.
2- Drive to work nekkid. My husband got salmonella from eating undercooked chicken and it was NASTY.
3- As much as I hate Rosie O’Donell, I’d go with that one. I loves my food and coudln’t give it up!
4- Teach high school, absolutely.
5- I’d take double the personal time off. My husband makes enough to support us both, so I’m not worried about money.
June 21, 2007 at 11:04pm
Ms.L
Oh this is fun!
Ok:
1. Puke in an outhouse. At least there’d be no awful hesitating waiting for it to come up and you’d be guaranteed to get it all out!
2. Drive to work nekkid! I work at home. Hee!
3.Listen to Rosie. I like eating.go figure
4. teach high school! No problem there,I already teach kids AND I get a kick out the little jerks and their stupid tricks. It’d be a challenge but I bet I’d win muwaaahaahaahaahaa!
5.Ooh toughie…work the year straight. I’d hate being poor
June 21, 2007 at 11:14pm
Lindsey
ohmigod, i always think so hard about these…eeek what would I do??
1. I think I’d rather clean showers
2. Eat raw chicken
3. Rosie
4. Teach high school
5. If it’s only for a year and it meant doubling my salary…only because I don’t have kids, I would risk my sanity for a year and work it.
Carrie’s question:
Work with my mother…no…work with Edgar. Yeah, Edgar.
June 21, 2007 at 11:40pm
L Sass
OMG, these are HARD, lady!
1. definitely vomit in the outhouse. my puking tends to be short and too the point. i’d be in and out in no time!
2. drive to work naked. no raw poultry–ew ew
3. rosie… i just couldn’t live without food
4. chicken farm. i am not cut out to teach in the SLIGHTEST
5. at this point, i’d take the year straight for more money. it’s only because in my current job, i already work a ton–and field calls during my personal time–and don’t make enough!
June 22, 2007 at 12:42am
Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom"
OK…I’m doin’ this:
1- I would totally vomit in a used outhouse! I’d probably be too drunk to realize what I was doing.
2- Totally drive nekkid…I’d throw my robe on once I got there…Salmonella is a bitch.
3- I’d fast for my entire life than listen to her.
4- Since I already teach…I’d totally teach HS…I can hack it. I think.
5- Personal time…I need my personal time…Always. Personal time…
>…Would you rather give someone a pedicure with hard, yellow, cracked toenails or eat the worm in the mezcal bottle…?
June 22, 2007 at 1:13am
Cece
Since its my game I’ll play too:
1- I’m not sure. I don’t have the strongest stomach & out houses gross me the fuck out. Mmm, I’d say scrub showers. No! Like Janet said I’d be too drunk to know what I was doing so I’ll puke in an outhouse!
2- Nekkid. And my mom will have to sit next me me b/c we carpool! LMAO
3- Rosie. Fosho. I love to eat.
4- I’ve smelled chicken farms before so I’m going with H.S. teaching.
5- Less money. My personal time means too much to me to give up like that.
Janet’s question:
The worm. TOTALLY the worm. I can swallow that baby along with a shot & get it over with. But I’ve got a nasty-feet phobia that is nothing funny! Gah!
June 22, 2007 at 9:45pm
Willow
What a fun idea this was!
1)Vomit in the outhouse. I hate cleaning my own shower–I am so not cleanig a bunch of them.
2)I’d drive to work nekkid. I can’t stand touching raw chicken, let alone eating it. Aack
3)I’d listen to Rosie. No way am I giving up food:)Which if you saw me driving nekkid to work–you would know. LOL
4)Though teaching high school sounds daunting, I’d much rather do that than play with chickens.
5)I would take the no personal time, with double salary. I never had any personal time at my old job, so it wouldn’t take much adjustment. Plus the extra money, woohoo!
6)I’d work with my significant other over my Mom, only because I spend toooo much time hanging with my mother already.
7)Oh and I would definitely do the worm any day over touching or even looking at feet such as were described. Gross!
My question:
Would you rather pet a tarantula or drape a boa constrictor/big snake across your shoulders?
June 25, 2007 at 9:35pm
Jen
1- Would you rather vomit in a used outhouse toilet or clean the showers in a homeless shelter?
Clean the showers. Definitely.
2- Would you rather eat raw chicken or drive to work nekkid?
Drive to work nekkid. That wouldn’t bother me at all!
3- Would you rather fast for a month or listen to Rosie O’Donell speak at an insurance seminar?
Fast for a month. Seriously.
4- Would you rather work on a chicken farm or teach high school?
Teach high school.
5- Would you rather work for a year straight and get no personal time off but double your salary or remain working the same hours, less pay and double the personal time off?
Double the salary. I could take time off after it’s over.
And I’d prefer the snake to the spider. For sure.
June 27, 2007 at 12:00am
Jen
Okay.
1. Rather clean the shower…I hate to vomit. Can I use rubber gloves?
2. Drive to work nekkid. I dont want the bird flu…LOL
3. Listen to rosie…I sold insurance so I would love to interupt her.
4. Teach school…I sold insurance to farmers and I hated chicken farms…they stink
5. Personal time…much more better too me.
I didnt get a question but will ask someone else one if they come around….
Would you rather go on a roller coaster with a hang over…..or eat a goldfish alive?
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