05.31.07

A birthday post

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 4:44pm by Cece


Today is my good friend, Sara’s birthday. Too bad you all don’t know Sara, she is so damn fun to be around!

She’s loving, funny, smart, wittey, a big smart ass, honest, insightful and has the biggest heart.

We’ve been friends for about 5 years now, but it feels like a lifetime, and I can’t imaging my life without her. Its too bad, though, that we live in different states. But we try not to let that stop us, we make all the effort possible to visit each other at least once a year.

Since I love her and she has a great personality I know she’s won’t get mad at me for sharing some of my favorite Sara-moments.


When cooking Chorizo doesn’t work for Sara she didn’t give up. No! She just hung it around her neck until someone helped her figure out what to do with it!

She can be a little bit Gangsta when she’s gotta be, yo!

In Mexico, she was bringing sexy back, seriously.

She knows how to shop for Road Trip munchies.

And she’s not afraid of a PARTY!

I love you, Sara! I hope you have a great birthday! See you soon!

05.25.07

Its time to go!

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 1:55pm by Cece


Hey Peeps, I’m heading out of town for the weekend with mi familia! Its time for our annual Memorial weekend camping trip!

We grocery shopped. We packed the truck last night. My car is packed. I bought beer, Baccardi & wine coolers! The kids will be getting up very soon, Mister will be home from work in 30 minutes, my folks’ll be pulling into our driveway soon after and then we’re off!

I can’t wait to get camp set up, change the kids into their swimsuits, grab a cold beer, a chair, some shade and let the weekend begin!

When I get back, on Monday, I’ll upload pictures and post them for you on Tuesday. Have a nice, fun and safe weekend!

Peace out…

05.24.07

A night with Frankie & Johnny

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 6:27pm by Cece

Frankie & Johnny came out in 1991, do you remember that movie? Have you ever seen it?

When this movie came to the theatres I was 17 years old. One Friday night, my dad decides to take us to see it. But he didn’t want to go to our local movie theatre, no he wanted to take us to Hollywood so we can watch it in the BEAUTIFUL Mann’s Chinese Theatre! Sweet!

We were excited to go, but my mom was not too thrilled. For one reason, she wasn’t invited. Nope. She and my dad had gotten into a little argument over his decision to drive me, my boyfriend, my 16 year old cousin and my 7 year old sister to Hollywood, on a Friday night, after he had been drinking. But growing up with seeing him getting drunk now and then we just knew to go along with what dad said/suggested to avoid any problems. So pile into the 5.0 we did.

Once we got to Hollywood, dad parked the car around the corner from the theatre in one of those attended lots and we headed to the box office to purchase our tickets. We were too early for the show so we decided to go across the street to Hamburger Hamlet and have dinner.

What started out as a lovely dinner of HUGE kick ass burgers and fries turned into an embarrassing situation. Instead of eating my dad drank throughout dinner. Oh boy. Needless to say he got drunker and louder. Eventually we got thrown out were asked to leave the restaurant.

We finally get to the theatre, get munchies because we didn’t get to finish out dinner (thanks Dad!) and settle into our seats, with the hopes that my dad will doze off during the show and sober up. No such luck.

During the previews they began advertising for the upcoming release of JFK. While the previews were on my drunk ass dad began yelling BULLSHIT! THAT’S BULLSHIT! FUCK THAT! BULLSHIT!

Guess what? We were asked to leave the theatre, too. Ugh. Luckily my dad left instead. He said he’d meet us at the car in 2 hours. Cool. We watched the movie.

After the movie was over we went to meet him at the car and he wasn’t there. We stood around on Hollywood Blvd. looking up and down the street for him and nothing. Finally we asked the parking attendant if he saw my dad. He did.

Come to find out after my dad left the theatre, he went to a liquor store and got a beer. Drank it and was walking around when a homeless guy bumped into him. What did my dad do? He started a fight with the homeless dude. Ugh. He got arrested right there on the spot.

Great. Here we are, 4 of us youngsters, the oldest one is only 20, stuck at 1:00 a.m. on Hollywood Blvd. My dad had the car keys in his pocket when he was arrested.

I had to call my mom to drive to Hollywood, in my car with the headlights not properly working, to come and pick up us and the Mustang up. Then the next day, when my dad was released from the Hollywood jail, she had to drive out there to pick his dumb ass up, too!

We’ve got a Polaroid picture, somewhere, with all of us on Hollywood Blvd. as we just got there. Looking at the picture you can see how drunk my dad was then! I just recorded Frankie & Johnny to our DVR and when I remembered the night Dad got busted in Hollywood I laughed my ass off. I can’t wait to throw it in his face remind him about it this weekend. lol

05.23.07

Envy me

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , at 4:31pm by Cece

Last week I bought my first Christmas gift for 2007.

Yes, that’s right, I did say Christmas. And yes, you’re right, its only May. So what of it?

Each year, when I’m broke as hell, grouchy and tired from shopping at lunch, I swear I’m going to start earlier than November. Yet each year I neglect the promise I made to myself and end up shopping at lunch and broke as shit come 12/22. Not this year, though. This is the year I actually do it.

Calm down, I only spent $10 at Target on a DVD for the kids. So what makes me picking up gifts here and there, as I see good sales in Spring and Summer, any different from people who begin squirrling cash away into a savings, monthly, just to spend during Christmas? Ahhh! There is no difference, huh? Nope.

So envy me, people, come December when everyone is complaining and whinning about the madness that the retail rush brings, I’m going to be reminding you of this post.

05.22.07

Stupid people & drugs

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , at 5:02pm by Cece

Yesterday I read a post on Webmiztris blog and it totally reminded me of a funny story I thought I’d share rather than hog up her comment box.

When I was in jail (can’t tell you which time) I remember a bunch of us sitting around with nothing to do (Duh) and of course the natural thing to talk about is what you did to get your dumb ass busted.

There were ladies there on probation violations, embezzling, robbery and drug charges, to name a few.

At the time I was living in Long Beach with my drug dealing boyfriend. We were dealing pretty heavily so I had seen my fair share of fucked up people. Over the 5 years together I had only seen black people on crack. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a prejudice person. No, I think the reason was becasue of the part of Long Beach we lived it. It wasn’t the rich part of LB. So running with druggies that’s what I saw.

Well I remember talking to this white chick. She was clean looking. She was an average looking white girl. Not all tore up and strung out looking. So average that you probably wouldn’t notice her.

Well, the reason why the cops did notice her is because she was a common crackhead up in Long Beach. When she told me she was arrested for posession of crack I think my jaw droped and hit the cold concrete ground. I was totally stunned because I had never seen a white crackhead! Did that make me a sheltered druggie? Hmmm…

Anyway, she said one of her charges was being in posession of TWO crack pipes. I was like Who the fuck needs, or CARRIES, two crack pipes??? Come to find out this dumb ass had one tube pipe with crack in it. She saw the cops rolling up and knew they were going to mess with her. While the pipe was in her pocket she figured she had time to break it and give them the empty half of the pipe, they’d take it from her, ticket her and send her feinding ass on her way then she’d be free to get high. Guess what? That didn’t happen. Nope. Instead they charged her with posession of TWO crack pipes!

I think that was one of the funniest stories I came out of jail with.

05.21.07

How did we find each other?

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , at 7:20pm by Cece

I often wonder how people have gotten their blog list so long. And those with HUGE lists, do you actually read each one you’ve got listed?

The blogs I’ve got listed to the right are ones I read (or try to) daily. I’ve got some saved in my favorites folder that I’m still trying to decide if I enjoy their blogs enough to add to my daily read. Sounds snotty, sorry, its the truth.

A small handful of the blogs to the right are personal friends of mine. But to the rest of you, how did we find eachother?
When I stumble on a new blog I usually read a few post to check things out. Most times I comment, mostly–not always, and then leave. I forget to check out who they read.

I use to hit the Next Blog button at the top of my blog but that gave me a bunch of foreign blogs! So that’s when I began seeing who my friends read. And who their favorite bloggers read. And on and on.

I’m coming up on a year of blogging, next month, and I look forward to it daily. I’m always thinking Wonder if this or that would make a good blog post. I look forward to catching up on what’s going on in your lives.
So I’m just curious, how did you find my blog? And how did you find the blogs you read daily? Do you just stick to the same blogs you read or do you go in search of new one’s?

05.19.07

And the Dingy Wife award goes to…

Posted in Uncategorized tagged at 6:13pm by Cece

ME! Can I honor myself with an award? Is it P.C. to do so? Well, either way its mine, I earned it and I’m owning it!

Yesterday was payday for me. I got up early to have coffee and do bills. When I say early I mean I was at my computer paying bills and balancing my check book at 5:25 a.m.

Mister and I keep separate bank accounts. We each have our own bills we came into the marriage with and its just less hassle if we do it this way. It works this way, don’t hassle me.

Well, our car insurance was due on 5/15. Since it was due before payday Mister just paid it and I wrote him a check for it. After I wrote the check and saw that he had paid it I took all the stuff in the insurance envelope over to the shredder and began to shred the paid bill.

But the shredder began to jam because there was just too much paper to shred all at once. So I reverse the shred, go over to the waste basket, cut the couple of inches of shredded paper that did make it through and split the stack of papers in half.

That is when I realized what I had just done. I had just shredded Mister’s new insurance card for his truck! Fuuuuck is what came out of my mouth at that moment. Shit! Was next. What do I do now? Crap! Um. Hmmm. Realizing there was only one thing I could do. I stuffed the remaining half of his insurance card in my purse and began getting ready for work.

Shamefully, I had to call the insurance agent and ask if they could send him another card. They asked His card didn’t come with your renewal notice? That’s odd. Dammit. I know this lady KNOWS she sent me the card. I KNOW she threw in the that’s odd just to see what kind of lie I would tell her. I knew I was busted and I had to come clean (besides I’m a sucky liar). I told her the truth, that I shredded his card. She chuckled and immediately switched her tune from snotty to understanding. Said she’d get me a new card in the mail today (thank Gawd!) and I should have it by Monday.

Last night I told him what I did and, naturally, he laughed at me.

05.18.07

Happy Birthday, Mom!

Posted in Uncategorized tagged at 4:46pm by Cece

Today is my mom’s birthday, she is 51 years young!

Even though my mom began her parenting career as a teenager, she did a great job! What I’ve seen my mom do at a very young age some adults, much older than her, couldn’t have accoplished.

She stood by my dad when he was young, drunk and stupid. Held down the household, alone, for a couple of years during his absense. Stood by me in my years of stupidness when my dad was angry and ready to give up. But Mom wouldn’t let him. Thanks for not giving up on me, Mom.

Besides being a wonderful mother she is a kick ass grandma, too! I think she is the nicest grandma around. She bakes cakes and treats for the girls just because.

There are not enough words to describe just how loving, sweet, friendly and awesome my mom is. I’m glad she’s my mom.

05.17.07

Help me to uderstand the male psyche

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , , , , at 7:49pm by Cece

Or is that even possible?

What I want to talk about is memory.

Do all men have a bad memory or just a selective one? If its selective, what determines the things they choose to remember? Does it have to benefit them in order for it to be worth remembering? If so, don’t you think that is a bit selfish? Childish?

Is it a gene the males carry that us women don’t? The gene to forget quicker than a woman or say an average person? Or could it be comparative to when they say boys mature later than girls. You know, we mature first and remember longer. What is it? Can you explain it? Is there any explanation for why men are so damn forgetful?

Twice this week I have asked him for two very simple favors and he didn’t follow through with either of them.

Yesterday afternoon Mister called me about noon. He told me he would be leaving work around 2:00. I told him that I needed to get an address from our address book, on the computer desk, and asked that as soon as he got home, and before getting comfortable and napping, if he would please call me with that info so I could drop my parcel in the mail on the way home. Sure! No problem! Is what I received from that request.

2:00 came and went, no phone call. 3:00 came and went, no phone call. By 3:15 I called the house and got no answer. One of two things was happening: 1- He was on the computer and since we’ve got dial up service (I know. I know.) he’s not able to receive calls or 2- he was already asleep and just wasn’t answering the phone.

So I emailed him and got no response, I knew he was napping. Naturally I became irritated.

As soon as I got home, I got the address I needed, changed into my gym clothes, grabbed my keys and headed to the post office to buy a stamp for it. I get to the post office, on the corner of my block, to realize their stamp machine area has already closed. Fuck. Its his fault! You know that, right? If he would’ve called me when I asked him to, I could have addressed it and stopped at the post office BEFORE 5:30!

Now I’m even more irritated pissed. I head to the park and walk off the steam. (Did you know anger makes for a good work out?!)

This morning I grabbed TWO $.39 stamps and adhered them to the envelope and dropped it in the mail. I could have ran into the post office to buy one $.02 stamp, but I didn’t. I used two regular stamps because my husband is a cheapskate and I knew this would irk him. Guess what? It did. lol

While at the park I asked myself questions about the incident: Is he just getting old and forgetful? Is 41 1/2 years old the time when a man begins to loose his memory? If its not old age, then is it he just doesn’t deem the simple favors important enough to stop what he’s doing to complete them? Does he just not give a fuck? Does he think I’m not important enough to help me when I call on him? What is it?

05.16.07

WARNING!

Posted in Uncategorized tagged , , at 4:05pm by Cece

A gassy stomach and seasonal allergies don’t mix!

Try to stop a sneeze from happening at the EXACT same time you feel a HUGE gas bubble rip through your midsection. Oh, did I mention that you’re at work, sitting amongst your co-workers? You are.

Do you know what happens? No? Let me tell you: Your eyes widen. Your mind begins racing. You try to think which is most possible to physically stop from happening, the sneeze or the fart. You start making unnecessary noises at your desk trying to conceal any accidental farts that might slip out during the mother of all sneezes.

You squeeze your butt cheeks, hoping nothing squeezes out during the sneeze that’s about to erupt. You tilt your head back, just before the sneeze, in hopes that your body won’t contract too much and cause you to lean forward because if you do, you just KNOW a fart is going to escape!

Of course you can’t jump up out of your seat and head to the restroom for privacy because one quick move and you will offend your co-workers.

And once the sneeze has surfaced you managed to cut it off before too much pressure causes your ass to explode. Thank Gawd, its over. I think right now would be a good time to head to the ladies room and sit for a few minutes. Just in case…

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