Last night we attended a birthday party at a close family friends house. They are from the Philippines, but have been here for years so they are very Americanized and speak the language well.

When they have parties its usually is a lot of people coming and going all night because there are 3 siblings who live there, so they all have their friends over. Their friends are great people, some are relatively normal where others might be a bit more colorful. Last night was no different.

Mister and I got there late because he had to work, so when we arrived everyone had their buzz in full swing. Being sober in a room full of drunks is very eye opening! Oh wait, let me get back to the Donger. There was this funny looking man there and his English wasn’t as great as some of the others, then add alcohol and watch out! At one point he was watching my sister dancing with one of the brothers, while talking to my dad and this was a snippet of their conversation:

Donger: That ladeee is bery butiful
Dad: What lady?
Donger: That ladeee *pointing towards sis*
Dad: You mean THAT lady? THAT one dancing?
Donger: Yes! She a bery butiful ladeee
Dad: THAT lady is MY daughter!
Donger: *not smiling as wide* Oh. Well she is butiful and a bery frunny ladeee

Sis stayed near my dad’s side for a good portion of the night because the Donger kept following her around the party. And he kept telling her You a bery frunny ladeee. So I named the Donger FG for frunny guy. When I saw him coming I’d giver her a heads up Hey! FG alert and she’d go in the opposite direction. You know, now that I think about it, it must be something about Sis because this same thing happened to her when we went to Seattle last year. She was nice to the odd duck at my friend’s house and he followed her around the rest of the night, too. Oh man I’ll have to tell you that story some day.

Come to find out the Donger isn’t one of their relatives, thank Gawd, but a neighbor. Once everyone left and it was just Mister, Sis and I with the family, one of the brothers were asking us about the Donger. He said his girlfriend has never liked him and saw things in the Donger that he didn’t. Being the wonderful people they are, he kept apologizing for the Donger’s behavior. I’m pretty sure we won’t see him at any more parties they have. I wish I could’ve recorded his voice for you guys, because this was one frunny dude.