That may sound boring, but if you knew my kids, you’d know they’re total crack ups! I keep my friends laughing with their stories. So I figured I’d just log their funnies.

Yesterday, Dannie & I were driving and she’s asking me if I have a napkin. I’m thinking she spilled something. Here was our conversation:

D: Mom, I need a napkin.
M: Why? What happened?
D: I’m bleeding!
M: WHAT? How can you be bleeding, you’re just sitting there.
D: Very easily, look. Now can I have a napkin?

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My oldest daughter is just finishing 2nd grade next week. Our city provides Gang Awareness and Prevention Education for our elementry students. So my daughter has been educated on gangs.

Today was their last Prevention Meeting at school, this is what she just told me:

C: Mom, I don’t know if I want to go to NM on vacation.
M: Why not?
C: I asked the GRIP counselors if there are gangs in NM and they said THERE ARE! I’m not sure we should go.
M: Honey, there are gangs everywhere. If you don’t want to go, then you can stay home with Grandma and the dog.
C: {Clearly weighing her options} Naw. That’s OK, I’ll go to NM.